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Your Sign Reveals Your Driving Style. Check It Out!

I'm going to be talking about this with Jeff at 6:45.  With all the construction going on, we might need to better understand who we share the roadways with. 

 

YOUR SIGN REVEALS DRIVING STYLE

Drivers sometimes flout the laws of the road, but they can't ignore the laws of the zodiac. A recent survey of 1,000 adults reveals that our astrological sign determines how we behave when we get behind the wheel.

  • Aries -- Rams are the most easily annoyed by the antics of other drivers.

 

  • Taurus -- The Bull is a laid-back driver, who is usually considerate and pleasant to others.

 

  • Gemini -- Twins are overly fond of their cars. Beware of finding yourself in a fender bender with this sign.

 

  • Cancer -- Crabs get hot under the collar if they spy a speed camera filming at an intersection.

 

  • Leo -- The Lion tends to roar at the slightest inconvenience or error caused by other motorists. Road rage, anyone?

 

  • Virgo -- Those born under the signs of the fastidious Virgins are totally grossed out by nose pickers.

 

  • Libra -- These folks make the best commuters because they have no problem dealing with heavy congestion on the roads.

 

  • Scorpio -- The Scorpion driver tends to have a lead foot, which leads to more than his share of tickets.

 

  • Sagittarius -- Archers have a need for speed, racing around totally oblivious to the posted limits.

 

  • Capricorn -- Goats constantly complain about the high cost of maintaining their vehicles.

 

  • Aquarius -- Slow and plodding, the Aquarian is the most cautions of drivers.

 

  • Pisces -- Fish aren't bothered by other speeding drivers, and they're also the most patient with others' foibles.

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